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A beer that has been opened, but only partially consumed. See also: Wounded Soldier
After the party, they went around to collect the empties, shaking their heads at the bastards who left a bunch of Jersey Beers.
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most talented , cutest ,prettiest.funniest person ever
Madison beer is my Idol follow her on TikTok tweeter and instagram u won't regret it
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A drinking game in which the top of the wiffleball bat is cut off...and each inning the batter chugs a full beer out of the bat, following the chug the batter spins the designated amount of spins ( 1st inning 5..plus two spins each following inning..2nd inning 7,3rd inning 9..etc) then the empty can is pitched to the batter who has just completed his spins and the batter attempts to hit a home run which is a wall or fence a mere 25 feet away. If the batter misses the can, a penalty beer is to be chugged. One re throw per bat as well, however the spins for that round must be redone. Winner is the player with the most homeruns at the end of the nine innings. This game was created at the Jersey Shore summer of 2006, the game is under review currently for permanent brain damage it may cause.
Oprah- Did you see those cracker ass boys playing wiffle-beer?
Star Jones- Yeah, Wait till that ish' hits the streets its gonna be a world wide phenonenon.
Oprah- Damn girl, yous is right
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The pre-emptive taste that develops in ones mouth when they anticipate the liquid refreshment that they will consume in mass quantities once they depart their place of employment.
It's four o'clock and I am developing a major case of beer mouth!
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what starts aching around 2:30 on a Friday afternoon (when productivity is at its lowest)
beer tooth... hurting.... must..... arhhhhhh
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When, in a blatently drunk-filled social gathering, one pre-loads his/her mouth with beer then purposely enters into an existing "conversation group" and does a slowly widening smile that allows all the uploaded beer to spill out of his/her mouth between the teeth (and down the shirt for maximum impact)as if they didn't know it was going to happen.
"I'm going to go beer smile them"
"Time for a beer smile!"
"Nice beer smile!"
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To have sex with an incredibly ugly girl, only becuase you were drunk and desperate.
Joe: Dude, who was that chick walking out of your room this morning?
Jer: Was she hot?
Joe: No, she was butt ugly.
Jer: She was a beer fuck.
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