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Phrase. Meaning you're acting crazy or goofy or all worked up
Can also be used just as a funny phrase after everything anyone says
Example 1:
Sarah: "im getting married next week!"
Chloe: "you on one"
example 2:
Tyrone: "hey baby I know this our first time meeting but do curious question do you squirt?"
Ashley: "nigga you on one"
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A person that is the only one that got swag and fanez don't hate them you would rather be friends with them💯
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The sexiest boyband out there. Consisting of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik and that leprechaun Niall Horan. Special guest appearances include: Olly, Wayne and Thomas singing This Is The Moment.
They came third on The X Factor 2010.
Pure amazingness.
They are gods.
And belong to the 5t4s girls.
Js.
Girl 1: I think I've got One Direction Infection!
Girl 2: Same!
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A term for masterbation. As in you are playing five against one.
Where is Johnnie?
He is watching some midget porn and playing five on one.
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To strongly desire having sex with someone/something.
After seeing her body in that bikini, I realized I completely want ons.
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Responding to a question with a one-word answer.
Usually done when the person is not into the conversation or wants to stop talking.
"Yo dude I was talking to Jamie last night and she was one-wording me"
"Man dude that blows."
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Pants that one continues to wear, day after day, despite repeated urination.
Less frequently, a derogatory phrase referring to Detroit's NBA team.
It was obvious to all at that he was wearing pissed ons.
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