Jurassic Park

A painful and viscious sexual position that usually involves blood shed. And Bryan.

I'll show you Jurassic Park...and you won't like it!

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Babson Park

A shithole town that is home of Webber International University. Possibly the most boring place on Earth surrounded by orange groves and Mexicans.

Living in Babson Park makes me wanna go eat a bullet.

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Park Bench

1)A fat ugly chick who does nothing but annoy and is not capable of going out in public without making a scene.
2)A girl so fat that she takes up one whole park bench.
Also see Rock and Basketball Hoop.

Random Person: "How long did it take you to get rid of that park bench?"
Yourself: "That fat chick stayed until all the food ran out."

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no park g

no park g, is a derivative of no parknig which is a misspelling of no parking

No park g, or we'll tow your ass with a minivan/popcycle truck.

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gorilla parking

Taking up more then what is required by the vehicle driven.

Damn Adam you are a gorilla parking bitch!

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park random

a random ass nigga in the park or someone who sucks ass

"look at that bum ass park random nigga nidal over there, prod 2.0 looking ass"
"yeah who is that park random"
"look at that park random darin over there bruh, raider too"

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Touch park

To park badly by using the car behind or infront. some one who doesnt know the length of their car may touch park. Reversing at low speed, when you hit (touch) the car behind then you can drive forward and straighten up the car.

Johns such a bad driver he has to touch park

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