Only one person should bring potato salad to a potluck or gathering.
Man i thought i was the only one bringing the potato salad.
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a legendary samurai reincarnation, born in the 20th century, the potato samurai has uncanny skills which include but are not limitted to being able to hit any potato, anywhere, at any speed, and splatter it. it is alleged that the potato samurai has riden on top of busses, jumped from multiple story buildings, and stuck a chilli on his own eye. the pubic hair of the potato samurai is his most formidable defence, no waxing strip can remove it.the potato samurai is believed to have been born to a german family in australia but they realized they had birthed the chosen one when he came out with slanty eyes.
"hurry up and mash the potato mum, or ill get the potato samurai to do it"
adam: "do you want sand in your pocket!"
andrew: ""i'll get the potato samurai onto you"
adam: "here is my wallet".
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New age form of describing a vagina. Often used when speaking of lesbians.
"Wait, is cheey potato the new word for vagina?"
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The act of copying and pasting on Microsoft Word.
i need to get a Potato Wedge so much right now.
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A computer potato is one who downloads media through file sharing networks such as bit-torrent and spends much of their time watching shows obtained. The type of media could range from movies to anime to japanese drama episodes.
Dude, that guy stays in his room and watches shows on his computer all day long. He's such a computer potato!
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The win to a win/lose situation.
I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.
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When you spot two females that when on their own are not very interesting, but when together are. Much like Potato and cheese, on their own they are boring, but together they can be very tasty.
- Hey James, did you see those two girls just walk past
- yeah, you can have the one on the left
- definitely not mate, you have to have them together
- ah yeh, Potato & Cheese
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