Has a huge penis and leaves a fat fucking shit wherever he goes.
Haaken: "Robert's penis is so big, I've literally seen it twice."
Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."
Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."
A Roberts is a human with a massive shlong. It doesn't matter if it's your first or last name. But if your first name is Grace it's different. She is the best person in the world along with the funniest. The only person who is better is if there name is Grace Eve Roberts. Then you should be kissing they're feet because they are royalty. Again huge dong bigger than your arm.
I'm adopted ,but my dingle ling is huge. My real parent must be Roberts.
Robert is a very sexy boy who is adored by all around him including the blokes. However he is a straight As a pencil and is stuck talking to gals like Margot Robbie and Kylie Jenner
OH My Goodness robert is a sexy god with a huge penis! Wow
robert is another word for a downey or a retard
it comes from Robert DOWNEY junior
if u dont want to be bait use the word robert
person1: i ate my shit as a child
person2: u robert
A small gay kid that his dad left him for kids and is lonely and dateing his cousin and is the only girl he can get cause he is a female repellent and a molester
When you get told to do something, spend 1-4hrs doing it, only to find out that what you did was useless
When you’re told to line, tare every tote and weigh it up at the beginning of the night, only to find out that the tare and weighing was useless. You got Robert!