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A dutch rudder during which the man holds a shake weight instead of his penis. Ironically, this is a safe for work act and the acronym for the term is also SFW.
At the White Elephant party, Scott got stuck with the shake weight, so Tim gave him a San Franciscan Wank to make him feel better.
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The sexual event in which the giver during anal penetration farts, and the receiver feels as if he himself has farted, due to feeling the vibration of his partner's fart passed through the penis and into the receiver's ass.
All was going well until he hit me with the San Andreas Seismic Surprise.
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To ejaculate upon your wrist and proceed to show someone your fancy new "watch". This idea was conceived in an Avila Beach bar, which resides within the county of San Luis Obispo.
Example 1: Can you look at my watch and tell me what time it is?
Example 2: While walking out of the bathroom at the bar, "Oh no, these girls already have watches on!" (True story).
Example 3: Gonna give my girlfriend a San Luis Wrist Watch surprise when I get off work tonight.
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A group of 10 or more homosexuals daisy chained dick to ass in a circle while dancing the bunnyhop, or any other follow-the-leader type dance. Usually involves copious amounts of hallucinogens, jam bands, and hippie events without state funded supervision.
If you get lost near Haight-Ashbury on acid, watch out you don't get wrangled into a San Francisco ferris wheel like what happened to Ralph. It's been three weeks and he's still sore.
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Hippie guy: "Dude, I was at burning man, man. I got involved in a San Franciso ferris wheel. It was like, soooo liberating for my ass, man.."
White collar: "Say,you sound like a guy who likes to try new things. Would you be interested in helping us with some tests? We'd pay you.."
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The act of cumming into a bowl, or other container, and having your bitch, male or female, guzzle (eat) it up. well making cookie monster sounds.
Cindy: i want a san diego cum guzzler
Big rob: bitch eat my cum
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During intercourse, you stick your index finger in your butthole, and then stick in your partners butthole and then you shove it into your partners mouth.
1. Oh, my god! I cant Steve gave me a San Diego Double Dip, it didnt taste like I thought it would.
2. The San Diego Double Dip has nothing to do with food.
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When two or more men are in a public washroom taking a dump and masterbating. Essentially it is an Albuquerque mudslide but for two or more
A San Fransisco Pogo Party is when two or more men occupy adjacent stalls in a public washroom and shit and masterbate at the same time.
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