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When a group of men fill a cement mixer rotating at high speed with faeces, urine, blood and semen, then split it in half with a chainsaw, karate chop style, to give their female accomplice a dirty bukkake all over her face
That girl over there is a real kinky bitch, she might look innocent and girl-next-door, but she's into Japanese brandy snaps
A group of middle aged white men, hanging out near a children’s sports practice or game saying “creepy” or “inappropriate” things.
See those guys laughing over there? I bet that’s a team snap
A small drink or sip of a drink
"I've had a helluva day, time for a snap or two!" OR
at a long party "I'm pretty drunk, I think I'll head home......maybe just one more snap"
Having a snack instantly before taking a nap
“Hey man what did You do yesterday?”
“I had a Snap bro”
“Rate that g”
snap, to get rid of half of all existence, to do this you need these rainbow gems from my little pony
THANOS: you should have gone for the head
Dinner plate man: NO
*snaps
Sex followed by a nap, ideally in the afternoon when it's raining.
My boyfriend and I indulged in the most amazing snap this afternoon.
A short joke, quick line, phrase or saying that you use frequently.
When someone uses one of my lines or jokes, without giving me credit. I tell them not to steal my snaps.