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Jacob

Jacob is bitch, and a fuckboy, he can be really funny but annoying, He’s kinda gay but he doesn’t realize it, to some people he may seem hot

Jacob is a betch

by Swaggggeerere May 21, 2019

1πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


Jacob's Third Law

Men are always right, women are always wrong.

Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not.

According to Jacob's Third Law (by Jacob, who was also a man) Thomas is right, he is not yellow

by William717 April 8, 2009

9πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Dirty karl jacobs

The process of having a can of monster shoved inside your ass by your best friends after him catching you trying it by yourself

"hey wanna try a dirty karl jacobs?"
"leave me alone get the fuck away from me never speak again."

by KARLS_MONSTER_CAN September 4, 2021

10πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Jacob

plays fortnite for 17 hours everyday and is still doo doo. sometimes doesn't go to school because his siblings are sick.

When is jacob going to get off?

I don't think he will for the next 7 hours.

I wonder if he knows anyone that cares about him

by hitormissiguessthenevermisshuh March 1, 2019

1πŸ‘ 67πŸ‘Ž


serenity+jacob=<3

Short love with nothing happening

That looks like a serenity+jacob=<3 relationship

by you.dont.know.me.1.2.3 February 16, 2016

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jacob

he is pretty cool and he says nigga even tho he's white but lowkey cuban but no one believes him he has a big dick too

is that jacob?

by trfghhgfs_ January 8, 2019

1πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


JAcoB

Jacob is a huge faggot who is in loveeee with ethan harris who also is a faggottttt

dude jacob is dating ethan. what a fag.

by ILOVEMEAT24NITEYYEET April 12, 2019

1πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž