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The most horrible stench to ever touch ones nose.
A smell that would made one seriously think about taking his own life to take a retour away from it.
Example 1: Austin- hehehehe
James- Holy Shit! what is that?!? That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon!
Austin- No that smells like 7 taco bell bean buritos.
Example 2: Austin- *Sprays body spray*
James- Dude. Stop. That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon.
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A funny meme of a guy repeatedly saying "Barbecue Bacon Burger" whilst a can of Coca-Cola flies towards the camera. It's fucking funny as Hell.
Barbecue Bacon Burger.
Barbecue Bacon Burger.
Egg what the fuck.
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A cheap New York breakfast sandwich costing $2.50 bought by hipsters and kids after school because their parents won't cook anything.
Tyron: Yo fam I'm gonna go to the deli to get some fire food. Want anything?
Elijah: Yeah bruh, get me a bacon egg and cheese.
Tyron: Ight fam.
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cooking bacon means asking people for spare change.
can be used:
''cook bacon''
''cook''
"I need another dollar"
"go cook bacon."
RIING!"hello?"
"what you up to?"
"cooking bacon."
"where?"
"at the mall"
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The act of shaving ones pubic hair along an outstretched penis' shaft with a fixed blade razor or knife. The act is usually performed while pulling the phallus away from your body ensuring the foreskin is taught as to prevent cutting from the razor blade. Shaved bacon is best performed poolside or at an area of comfort; such as inside a storage unit while being observed by other men.
Nick, stop shaving your bacon. The scabs are ridiculous.
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Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her until she bleeds.
Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was awesome until it wasn't!!
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Skin near the head of the penis that is so skidded the hell out from overuse, it resembles the stretched apart collar on a turtleneck sweater (See Ron Jeremy).
After thousands of bonks, his dick started to get the 'Ol Bacon Neck.
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