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A clip of two girls and some Magnum ice cream. Girl 1 fucks Girl 2 with the Magnum ice cream, making it wet with her pussy juice. Girl 1 then takes the ice cream out and starts eating it, while Girl 2 pisses all over Girl 1 and the ice cream.
Wet ice cream
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that sharp stabbing pain you get between your eyes when you eat too much ice-cream too quickly.
oh man, i had a 4lt tub of choc-chip ice cream and now my brain is burnin!
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When a male and femle have anal sex, and the male penetrates the female's bowels. Causing her to pee a combination of Piss, Jizz and Shit. Resembeling oatmeal.
Well, I've been having Oatmeal Bowel Cream for the past few days.
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Military term for the "delicacy" known in civilian life as Chipped Beef on Toast.
Creamed foreskins on toast again? Damn! Thats the third time this week they've served it in the chow hall
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A girl which resembles a twinkie cut open on the top. These sluts tend to be sluts who act as if they aren't a slut. If called a slut they will deny it. But at that moment probably has cream filled in her vagina from the guy who she had intercourse with 10 hours before arguing with you. They walk with there legs very close together, trying to hold the cream in from falling down there legs. Most look the same there physical appearances are, blonde hair, big boobs, little asses, and are predominantly caucasian. Most are raised in rich families and attend college. There conversations consist of lots of useless information, and lots and lots of giggles.
Kaygen is a cream filled cunt.
That chic looks like a cream filled cunt.
I could really use a cream filled cunt right now.
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The banana cream special can be performed either to one's partner or one's lonely self. The act is performed by cutting off the end of a banana (the non-stalk side), shoving this end into his/her/your orifice, and squeezing the mushy insides of the banana completely out of the peel. When the peel is quickly and forcefully extracted, all that remains in the hole is a moist clump of banana mush. It's up to the receiver when and how to remove it from said hole.
Dan: How'd your night go with that chick you brought home?
Brian: Ehhh...it started slow, but that mean banana cream special I gave her really capped off the night!
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the wonderful deliciousness that is chocolate ice cream on top of cookie crumbs on top of vanilla ice cream.
ice cream cake is bombbb!
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