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"Matt, there is a tree branch sticking out of your La Placa hole."
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That's really not as cool as you think it is.
Person 1: Check out my new Urkel sheets!
Person 2: Well, la-di-dah!
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A guy who attended Laguna creek high school and snitched out numerous people and sent kids to jail for joking. Also a member of A Skylit Drive an awesome band.
GUY 1: The band a skylit drive is great but they have a shady past of how they met. That Cory La Quay kid who went Laguna Creek is very indecent from what i hear.
GUY 2: Yea, but they are still awesome.
GUY 1: Thats a true story man.
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To eat a bologna sandwich out of a stripper's vagina.
Technically, the sandwich must be a bologna sandwich on wonder bread, with American cheese and mayo.
After losing nearly everything on the craps tables, Steve had just enough cash left in his pocket for one last Las Vegas Lunchbox at the old Crazy Horse, before hitting the road.
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French phrase literally meaning "the little death". In popular culture it means having a sleep after sex or orgasm. Popular song "I just Died in Your Arms" by English band Cutting Crew was about it.
Oh, I just had la petite mort tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Whoa, whoa
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One Heart split in two. One part loving a husband as a friend and companion; the other part loving an unattainable lover.
Have been married for 21 years... have been loving another man for 25 years....
Pain is definitely there
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While literally this translates to "find the woman", it refers to the underlying (and yes, sexist) assumption that behind every problem, there is a woman who caused it.
The entire computer network is down! - Ah, cherche la femme.
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