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Alexander Matthew

This boy is the sexiest person of all time. If you meet him, you will want to touch him tremendously all over and ask him his work out routine. He is by definition, the most perfect boy-friend. He's kind, sweet, athletic, funny, smart, and to top it all off, the world greatest at everything naughty.

Alexander Matthew is all mine bitch so back the fuck off.

by mushiness_at_it's_finest November 19, 2018


Matthew Tang

Smart, handsome, Asian, loves dumplings, the boy of your dreams guys too, and also not homophobic

Likes or loves anyone that is interested into him.

Girl: OMG I wish I was with Matthew Tang.
Boy: OMG I wish I was Matthew Tang.

by Mackenzie_has_a_crush_170 May 19, 2021


Matthew Hernandez

It is a very common name, he is kinda sus tho ngl.

Girl 1: Is that Matthew Hernandez?
Girl 2: Yes that is him
Girl 1: Wow he do be lookin kinda sus

by XKS10 November 4, 2020


Matthew Fletcher

A guy who can not weld and someone who scares the girls away from his bad breath and hair. Also a Matthew Fletcher can never grow a mans mustache.

(girl) Oh did you see that Matthew Fletcher at the club last night?

(girl 2) Oh you mean the one with bad hair and bad breath?
(girl) Yea that one, i see his work, he cant weld for shit. Id rather go bang his friend Will!
(girl2) Yea I agree.....what a dick.

by Mr Left March 17, 2015


matthew choi

Magic man plays for Glamour Fc

R MAN HES SUCH A MAGIC MAN, HES SOOOOOO MATTHEW CHOI

by Giroud 4 Life February 23, 2017


Matthew McCrea

Matthew always loves when His brother puts a finger up his asshole. When his friend's hand comes in to play with his butt it just gets weird. Also, it reminds me a few times I have seen his cousin talk to all the guys on her first "friends" list.

We then go into the bedroom and He looks up at everyone at the party. This is the last thing I have seen him do.

He then pulls his pants down, opens his mouth and starts laughing. His brother just looks at him in wonder and says "We can change it later tonight."

I'm really sorry for not being able to do my son. I've been a good dad and I'm grateful for this. But this is what I should do. I can't explain the situation better. He's pretty sick and I need his help. So if I do anything that isn't helpful I will know I'm being stupid.

The next thing I know I'm in the basement downstairs taking the last shower. My sister comes downstairs and sees me. The rest of my friends all come out, but I don't make it out.

"She's here," the sister says.

I really should take the time and figure this out. What if we leave? My mother asks if I'm staying. I says "It depends on your decision."

Matthew McCrea loves His family so much.

by Tiago Fuentes November 24, 2021


Matthew Roberto

He is a complete ass hole who only cares about himself. He is EXTREMELY CHEAP. He always complains about everything. He likes things to go his way. He charges $8 for a car ride not too far away. Everything has to be precise and on a strict time schedule. But he's an okay dude.

Matthew Roberto eats balls.

by lucygoose13 February 7, 2019