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When a woman eats Taco Bell before sex, gags getting throat fucked, throws up on a mans dick, then he fucks her in the pussy until she’s about to cum and then flips her over and fucks her in the ass.
Taco Bell can take it off their menu but they can’t stop me from getting a Mexican pizza.
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any promise made by someone that’s unnecessary and ridiculous, and would only be embraced by idiots
Ex. 1
Bert: “Did you hear that guitarist in the band last night announce that he was going to buy everyone in the world a new guitar?! Isn’t that awesome?!”
Tony: “Dude, that was totally a Mexican Wall. Don’t be an idiot.”
Ex. 2
Sarah: “If elected, I promise to build a shiny new space dome around the world to protect us from aliens!”
Pete: “Wow. There goes Sarah’s chance at being taken seriously. Only a moron wold believe that Mexican Wall.”
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The method of taking an oversized flatscreen T.V, and cutting a large sized hole in your wall(big enough to fit the T.V) and putting the T.V in the wall. Giving the apperance of a large flatscreen T.V.
Person 1: Dude do you remember that oversized flatscreen T.V in my garage.
Person 2: Ya.
Person 1: Just turned it into a Mexican flatscreen yesterday.
Person 2: ?
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A mixed drink consisting of 1 part tequila to 1 part red wine
The guys couldn't decide if they wanted to drink liquor or wine, so they came to a compromise and ordered a sophisticated Mexican and promptly got drunk.
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A pharmacy in the US that will sell you anything without a prescription.
Does anyone know a Mexican Pharmacy where I can get some Vicodin?
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when you and some brohans cant find anywhere to party so you drive around and get schwasted preferrably on some backroad perfect for cruisin.
yo broski not shits poppin tonite so lets hit up a mexican cruise on OJ.
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When a person puts hot sauce in a pussy and fucks it.
Yesterday Bill got some hot sauce at the store then fucked me with it. It was a hot Mexican feast.
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