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A compliment to give to someone one is sexually attracted to.
"Nice socks man... wanna fuck?"
"what"
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Something you say when you have no idea what else to say
Person 1: Have you heard of homosexuals?
Person 2: I'm a sock.
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when your kids are being bad and you poop in a sock then beat your kids with it
matt-hey karen hows billy
karen- he's a little shit i used the poop sock on him last night
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When a man uses his pink sock to fuck a woman in the pussy.
When Mary saw my anus fall out, she insisted I sock wash her with it.
To spice up my love life, I fucked my boyfriend with a cucumber until his anus prolapsed, and made him sock wash me with it.
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People with big socks, got hard cocks
That guy john has big socks. I bet his cock is real hard.
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a sock that has been digested and pooped out and the sock is still intact.
a dog eats a sock then poops out the sock. thus making it a poo sock. it almost looks like a turd but you can tell that it is totally a sock caked in poo.
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When you mistakenly leave a sock on the floor overnight, and your dog gets a hold of it, and chews it to pieces. You wake up to a floor covered in sock babies.
Goddammit John, stop leaving your socks on the floor. I'm tired of picking up your sock babies.
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