Rural Dictionary

Handicapped Turkey In A Wheelchair

Used in situations where you honestly don't know what the fuck to to say.

Girl: "So eh.. I'm pregnant....yeah"
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*

by The Zen Within January 19, 2012

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Scandanavian Turkey Dinner

when a man lies on his back with his feet in the air over his head while doing a lady in the anal area, and eats the vagina out. the lady is in the doggy style position. another man can also be at the mouth of the lady for a BJ, and assists the other man in penatration of the ass.

hey do you want a good three-some move?

yes how about a scandanavian turkey dinner party??

by dr.chris hanson July 19, 2010

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Wild Turkey Gobbler

When a woman (or man) is suck your dick while on their knees. The person who is not smiling like a donut (the one receiving) spreads their nut sack onto the persons neck and proceeds to make a turkey noise.

Dude my girl was giving me head on Thanksgiving and that's the only reason I think I got away with the Wild Turkey Gobbler.

What the Fuck is the Wild Turkey Gobbler?
Get down on your knees and SMILE LIKE A DONUT and I'll show you. Gobble gobble fucker

by Firework Master December 2, 2009

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Tickle My Turkey

during fellatio: the member giving head waits for the receiver to approach orgasm, gently tugs downward on the hairs at the base of the scrotum, and with the other hand, violently punches his or her partner in the grundle.

During a well-timed, professional Turkey Tickle, the impact of the taint hit will occur simultaneously with ejaculation.

"Even though I have been urinating a mixture of puss, blood, and piss for months, I still make Susie tickle my turkey every morning."

by David and Erich April 25, 2007

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