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When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit
Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick
Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho
Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.
This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.
when you piss off a bitch whos over 200lbs
holy shit! that bitches boyfriend wants me and now ive got to deal with mad cow disease
It says in the Bible, when a man or woman chooses to act or dress like the opposite gender, it is a absolute SIN and considered a MENTAL DISEASE
all LGBTQ people have the "rainbow disease"
It says in the Bible, when a man or woman chooses to act and dress like the opposite gender, it is an absolute SIN and considered a MENTAL DISEASE
all the LGBTQ people have the "rainbow disease"
It says in the Bible, when a man or woman chooses to act and dress like the opposite gender, it is an absolute SIN and considered a MENTAL DISEASE
all the LGBTQ people have the "rainbow disease"
the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.
Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(