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Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback
Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?
Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.
Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
A joke that was fucking lame as hell and not funny whatsoever. A joke that makes people laugh at the person that said the joke and clown them instead of laughing at the joke instead.
“Ima hit you wit the 1 2 Combo”
“That shit was a iad joke”
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A joke that only lasts three seconds.
Person 1:"I'm an alien, I mean what"
2 minutes later, while talking about living in another planet
Person 2: "Shhh don't blow their cover"
Person 3: "late response much? That was a snapchat joke"
A joke intended to be funny but isn't. Usually contains sarcasm, or just someone's funny thoughts.
"He's not so funny, he makes crusty jokes."
"Man that joke was crusty."
A : "That wasn't funny, was it?"
B : "Yeah, it was crusty."
Definition:
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.
I said that I do not like pit mommies, Nissan Altima drivers, or vegans. It was a deadass joke
"CFJ" or "Cool Funny Joke" basically refers to when a dumb ass broad is talking and your boyfriend cut that bitch off, and she mad because she can't vent.
Dumb ass broad: Wow, aren't I just the best girl ever?
Bf: What about my girl?
Dumb ass broad: That's cute, that's funny, that's a joke. That's "CFJ - Cool Funny Joke."