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laugh pimp

An individual who requires laughter in response to inane comments, stories and humor. Typically, an employer/supervisor who derives adulation from an employee, who assumes the role of the 'laugh whore' and laughs at virtually everything the laugh pimp says.

"Carl is such a laugh pimp. He keeps making those dumb comments to try to get a laugh. Too bad his laugh whore is the only one forcing a laugh."

by C.A.L.C. September 19, 2005


Science Pimp

A person w/ the greatest of knowledge. One who has the luxury of needing NO religion to explain questions to which he/she already knows the answer. A member of the Illuminati. A religion HATER.

Man I hate that Trever dude, he's such a science pimp!
Damn science pimps say religion is detrimental to the progress of humanity.

by The Professor420 July 04, 2011


Pimp Shizzle

When someone is beyond the pimp and is sizzlin' like bacon.

"Did you see that...that...that pimp so pimp, he was pimp shizzle! Unbelievable."

by Penelope the Pimp Shizzle February 14, 2009


Barnyard Pimp

A Barnyard Pimp is a member of the Louisville, KY based kick ass rock band of the same name.

Goddamn! Them Barnyard Pimps rocked the fucking house Tonite! Who are those badasses? That would be Ross, Mike D, Robio, and Dano.

by Barnyard Pimp October 16, 2021


bald-pimped

The act of a bald, middle-aged man convincing two gullible girls to make out in public and then posting the pictures of the fake lesbianism online for all to enjoy.

Person 1: "Paris and Lindsay were making out at the club last night!"
Person 2: "I know, Chris put the pictures online! I can't believe they let themselves get bald-pimped again!"

by classic pwnings June 05, 2007


wanabee pimp

aka matty williams and peej dawg and chris rylands

i can play bitches like i play wiv a basketball n im shit at basketball

by anonymous February 01, 2005


wana-pimp

a guy who thinks it makes him a stud cus he puts it about a bit and girls laugh at him behind his back, but slappers sleep with cus hes ready! and so are they!
so hes kind of a wanna be pimp, but we aint buying that shit! he aint no REAL man!

OMG! look at *name* acting like a real jerk again, hahaha he thinks he looks good dont he, hes just a wana-pimp, the only thing that will take him is *name of slapper*

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005