SHIT AIR and NAUSEATING from the MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER.
When you EAT SHIT everyday you get this MONOPOLISTIC thing happening where SLAM DUNK EXPANSION is the only way SHIT WILL LETVYOUR STOMACH GO
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Fuck buddy, slam bod buddy is a gentler way of saying fuck buddy
I’m tryna get me a slam bod buddy
Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").
"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"
"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"
When you fart so loudly both your butt cheeks close simultaneously
Most of the night you want to go to the bathroom & do a sphincter slam but you don't for fear it'll wake up the neighborhood
Typically sent via WhatsApp. A person will drink an entire can of either beer or more commonly a can of hey y'all, and add commentary about what they are currently doing , which usually involves drinking and hanging out with other canners. They then re watch the epic video and send it to the group.
"hey bro, what are you doing?"
"Just about to crush a y'all and send it to the boys for a sick slam video, wanna join?"
"Sure let's go boys!"
when you upper decker so hard that you have to rerease the secret weapoonnnnn
Damn I just Klam Slammed so hard
the single most important middle name in all of the internet
hi Slam Pam, have a seat