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angry spoon

When you spoon but you're angry, sometimes a sex position if you are kinky enough.

Fuck I think Tyler just gave me the Angry Spoon

by Jumping Spoons January 13, 2016


Spooning 2.0

When you stick a spoon up you’re ass or vagina and leave it there for some sort of sexual desire

Person one: have you tried spooning
Person two: yea it was terrible that spoon really hurt
Person one: what the fuck that’s spooning 2.0

by I hate my brain March 24, 2020


throw the spoon

Serbian slang that means "to die".

Nikola: Hey hows your grandma
Bogdan: Shes sick, im afraid she will throw the spoon .
Nikola: Damn i hope she gets well

by averageudenjoyer January 15, 2023


chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.

Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”

by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022


Rustic Spoon

When you insert a spoon into your rectum and then eat out of it.

Damn Billy, That rustic spoon you gave me early really hit the spot.

by crazycat42 December 15, 2020


Spoon Feeder

Someone who uses social media to ask inane questions that can easily be answered using a search engine or well-known authoritative sources. Effectively asking strangers on the Internet to spoon feed them information they could have easily obtained on their own.

Spoon Feeder: Hey Facebook group, does anyone know what day we switch to daylight savings time?
Group Member: Hey Spoon Feeder, let me Google that for you.

by JethroXP March 14, 2024


Digging Spoon

A spoon in which dumb people dig screaming "I smell it. I smell the fun!"

Look at billy committing digging spoon. What a loser.

by trent2325 May 18, 2019