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When you get a boner in the morning (mostly at 6:00 AM)
Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
When ur face start to burn first thing you wake up and check ur phone
Holy fuck stop giving me the morning blush
Cocktail derived from the original "Orange Blossom"... Waking up the morning after a fabulous party with a major hangover, pouring together those last leftovers of orange juice and dry gin, well there you go... "Morning Blossom".
Bill: Dude, what a crazy night!
George: Hell yeah, but eff that sheff.. Made myself a Morning Blossom and kept on going!
A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.
I had unprotected sex last night, but I made her a morning after shot, so I'm in the clear.
The act of masturbation in the morning.
I heard Frank doing morning pushups through the wall yesterday.
That moment in the morning when you are walking to work or sitting in public transport, so you take out your phone and go through all social media apps to see what you've missed
-Wow, opera house has collapsed. Did you see it from the bus?
-Not really. I had my morning-scroll and didn't notice anything besides my Facebook and all the posts about this.
I got a feeling that it’s gonna be a wonderful day the sun and sky has a smile on its face and he’s shining a salute to the American race!
Stan:”OH BOY ITS SWELL TO SAAAY”
Roger:Good morning USA AH
GOOD MORNING USA