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When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.
"My diet results in morning water everyday"
When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.
I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.
The act of furiously masturbating over your partners morning toast, preferably once you have received the unfortunate news you have gonorrhea, that'll make it seem more like real marmalade.
Hey, I gave my wife some morning marmalade today!
Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.
(press 7 for fellatio)
its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am
sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...
The phrase associated with a very trashy girl: a shorter version of saying "that girl is trashier then friday morning garbage day".
*girl with awful spray tan complaining about facebook drama walks by*
John: Man, this girl is forsure a Friday Morning
Randy: yupp.
taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.
Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.
Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!
When you eat breakfast and have a coffee while taking a shit.
"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning & God bless Hila!"