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BOB Syndrome, alternatively spelled as B.O.B. Syndrome, officially recognized as "Bitter Old Bottom Syndrome" with those suffering from the condition being referred to as "Bobs", refers to a gay man past the years generally needed to be a twink or an otter (Respectively, a young effeminate and hairless gay man, and a younger hairy and slender gay man.) and, rather than slowly subduing his sexuality into a calm and collected stream of something enjoyed on occasion like many of those of his age, continues to try to live the teenage sexuality that he has long lost the physical capacity to perform.
And instead of tastefully growing into their age, practicing better self-care to increase their attractiveness, they effectively "let go" of all self-care, and frequently engage in overeating, leading to a rather dumpy and unattractive physique.
Alongside that, their mental condition is abysmal, with them being not guiding figures to those younger than them, or entirely neutral to those younger than them, but rather displaying the utmost fury and vindictive bitch-like anger to all those younger than them - particularly those who are notably attractive.
Due to their unpleasantness, they only frequent sexual circles which have a very strict seniority-derived hierarchy, likely upheld by now generations of those suffering from BOB Syndrome. Examples include the furry community and the BDSM/Kink community.
Person 1 (Affected by BOB Syndrome): "Yeah, well, thankfully some of us bottoms aren't jobless leeches."
Person 2 (A gentleman conversing with a 19 year old): "Don't worry about him, honey, he's just a BOB."
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A code spelling of Boob and Vagina. Often used in conjunction with Richard to stand in for Dick
Woman: Bob and Virginia might be stopping by today...!
Man: Okay! Tell them to invite Richard! *Chuckles*
The love of everyone's life. We all know Bobs are the best people. Dont you love Bob the builder and Bob Ross? Well, Bob Bobet is the combination of all wonderful Bobs in the world. He can take the form of anything, eg a potato, duck, or human. But he is mine so don't try to steal him away from me.
Example:
Pug: Wow! Why are you so wonderfully amazingly sophisticated amazing and awesome？！
Bob Bobet: I am Bob Bobet.
Pug: Oh, no wonder. step on me ur highness.
The sexual act getting a handjob in a pair of shorts from the bottom part
Girl 1: how did it go with jimmy last night?
Girl 2: I gave him a fat dr bob
The worst character to ever exist and can’t come up with his own ideas so decides to steal Marinettes design
To beat down a person whilst saying strange things about them. EG: "what big balls you have"
"james went all out bob mode before it was soo scary"
Eating a hard shell taco out of your partner's butt crack without using your hands.
Annabelle, do you want to go bobbing for tacos tonight?