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Fecal residue on a toilet bowl - a fine art
"Duuude I'm gonna famous, go check out my Bowl Van Gogh. I don't know where I get my creativity sometimes man."
The act of pulling up and spreading apart one’s own vagina to reveal the clitoris and other inner workings of the vaginal folds.
To my surprise, Vicki was doing the kelly-van-winkle in her leaked nude pic.
A comedian with an unfortunate name
“I wouldn’t want to be named Dick Van Dyke”
How the heck does this guy not die? He is 94 and still seems to be going on strong.
Dick Van Dyke is the new Chuck Norris
The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset
Cocktail
is a cocktail made my Moose
Spicy Tamarindo Vodka
Spicy Chamoy
Tajin - lots
and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)
stirred over ice
served in a tall glass
Bottoms up and cause marriage problems
I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail
Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry
I gotta call Moose
Where’s Moose!!!
FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)
I don't know him but he is very trustworthy and honest so if he says he has candy, you best get in the van.
Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?
Child: I sure do mister.
Vanman: then get in the van.
Kid1: I heard there's a man with a white van on the corner.
Kid2: I'm gonna ask if he has some candy
Racky Van is my name,then a lot of people says that I have a good sense of humor and huge of sex appeal
Racky Van is a Goodfriend