swan virgin

a person or persons who has not yet personally been pecked by you. If you have asked a person whether they are a swan vergin and they are, you are obligated to peck them; thus taking their swan virginity.

someone is minding their own business;

you: exuse me

someone:yes?

you: are you, a swan virgin?

someone: um...yeah

you: start pecking them whilst imitating a bird call

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half-virgin

a homosexual individual who has only had homosexual sex throughout their life.

Kate : you're still a virgin?
Michelle : I'm a half-virgin. I'm gay, so I haven't had the whole "penis" experience. Nor do I ever plan to.
Kate : Ha-ha. Oh.

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Virgin Game

A video game that was produced and made, but never released to the public.

"Did you hear about the cancelled Bass Hero?"
"No, isn't that a virgin game?"
"Yeah but I got a copy, lets play"

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extra virgin

A geek that is also a virgin.

When he asked me what a woman was, I knew he was an extra virgin.

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Wall Virginity

A wall virginity is when a virgin who clearly is never going to get laid, compromises this misfortune by indirectly talking about sex. While silently hoping for a little comfort helping the virgin to relieve its pain of his/her sad world. mostly used on a social networking websites(facebook, myspace, etc).

Virgin who is never getting laid:

Ha! I STOLE YOUR WALL VIRGINITY!!

Guy who receives the posting:

You little fuckling, grow the fuck up! You are embarrasing me!

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partial virgin

This is described most simply to describe one who is not a virgin but has not had proper sex either. Call it an in-between.

This is used to describe those men who have began, but out of respect and the girl's pain, stopped before ejaculation. This is a "Partial Virgin". Though some might consider this not being a virgin its not the same as finishing off.

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virgin eyes

The fresh way your eyes feel before you look at a computer screen or television set. After five minutes of looking at any glowing rectangle, though, the feeling disappears and is replaced with a slight headache.

Jon: What's wrong?
Mike: Just turned on my computer and lost my virgin eyes.

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