White paw

A powdery white hand that is the tell-tale sign someone has just applied Gold Bond to their scrotum. A true gentleman will only apply Gold Bond with his left hand, as he uses his right hand to shake hands with acquaintances... sometimes minutes after said GB application.

Mccoy tried to give me the White Paw the other day, so I backhanded him...what a jackoff!

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white meat

Chicken, pork(the other white meat), or baby(the other other white meat), also known in rap music as bustin someones head

"Baby, the other other white meat!"
Fat Bastard - Austin Powers

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Seattleite White

Rarely used term for a Washingtonian, or specifically a Seattleite who has a palid or pale look about them, due to lack of sun in Washington and/or not tanning.

Not to be confused with anything involving vampires, or sparkling.

Look at that girl, she seems so Seattleite White.

Probably, they don't get as much sun there you know.

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White raisin

These rare items appear when multiple loads congeal and harden inside a woman's vagina or anus and form a white "plug."

I was going down on my ol' lady last night and I thought I was seeing things. Bitch had a giant white raisin hanging halfway out! She told me she stopped fucking the drywall crew.

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white affliction

1. The suffering of white people who are constantly called racists yet never have had any racist tendencies.

2. People who are shamed into thinking they are racist because of the color they were born and nothing else.

3. The suffering of a white person by constantly having to put themselves last in order to please other ethnic groups and sexes.

1. I have been feeling a lot of "white affliction" here lately with all the Black lives Matter rioting.

2. Hey man, are you going to that rave in the valley? No man, there is way too much "white affliction" that goes on there for me to be welcome.

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white sux

an insult in reference to the Chicago White Sox, the shittier baseball team whose goddamn park, U.S. Cellular Field, is nothing but a giant advertisement. The Cubs have better players, a better park in Wrigley Field, and much better fans (with the exception of Steve Bartman

Man Fuck the white sux! The Cubs can kick their ass any day! And no, Wrigley Field is NOT a gay bar!

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white lobster

cocaine

Columbian drug smugglers often dump their illicit cocaine cargo when confronted by law enforcement. Lobster fishermen in Nicaragua's Mosquito coast often end up recovering the cocaine, calling it white lobster.

I'm fiending for white lobster.

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