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A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.
Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.
Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?
Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.
Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!
Dandyman: Like discount pichi.
Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
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Someone who is obsessed with their own image, thinks they know more than anybody else but, in reality can't speak or comprehend beyond a 3rd grade level, has no clue about American or world history or culture, Is a bully and is so thin skinned that they can't take the most simple critique. Similar to twat waffle but, this person normally advertises their stupidity on Twitter.
President Trump is such a twit waffle!
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the thing my friend yells when he grabs his girlfriends boobs
When he yells toaster waffles only 2 thing could have just happened: he either grabbed her boobs or hes in a good mood.
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the act of putting the penis through a waffle and into the butt of the partner, afterwards eat the waffle
That girl last night gave me a Chocolate Waffle, the waffle was gross, but the rest was amazing.
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The act of shitting on a woman's chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket.
The bitch got out of hand so I gave her a good 'ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up.
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a juzzy waffle is a girl who is like a waffle. she lied to a lav(person of round proportion with curly hair)if you are a juzzy waffle you are majorly kool an everyone likes you (apart from a lav) she is very evil and hates a grob(a person with no friends, often swiss) some may think sxc.... *cough*
juzzy waffle- funny person with a bad temper an is very evil
shes soo hot LOL
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noun. Fried chicken and waffles. Usually served as breakfast. Roscoe's Chicken N' Waffles is World Famous, however, Merrit Bakery in Oakland California is the best place in the bay area to dine on this wonderful dish.
If you ever pull an all-nighter in the east bay Merrit Bakery is the best place to chow down on Chicken N' Waffles.
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