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Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.

Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018


National Wash Your Coochie Day

On October 10,2020( and ever other day of the year) everybody who coochie stank , washes their coochie.

Y’all tmr is national wash your coochie day ... so do it

by heyy bitchhh October 9, 2020


Inclusive Ethno-Washing

A single term that describes Producers & Directors (Usually Television, Movies of Music Videos) that play fast and loose with gender, phenomal strain or sexual orientation regarding humankind along with including at least three of the four base human strains (Caucasoid, Mongoloid, Negroid) Perhaps it is thought that having broad representation will equal broad appeal. While some of this can be amusing or doesn't interfere with a story line, other instances of this can leave people shaking their heads (and in some cases can be dangerous).

Person 1: You see the latest version of The Stand? It is cool!
Person 2: The story line is still there but one gal with a German last name is now Hispanic, a white male character is now a Native American female and a second white male character is now black. So the minorities are going to be killed by the evil white people? This is politicized Inclusive Ethno-Washing designed to circumvent rational thought. (Dangerous).

Ann Boleyn is going to be black? England didn't even know blacks existed at that time. This is inane inclusive Ethno-Washing.

Fantastic Four reboot made the Storms step siblings. Needless to say, the Inclusive Ethno-Washing (A black Johnny Storm) didn't go over well.

by CryHavoc February 4, 2021


pakistani washed

just like whitewashed but instead ur pakistaniwashed

my family is pakistani washed tho we ain’t pakistani lol

by moonieismycat January 9, 2022


Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog

by P.L.S February 1, 2019


Sane Washing

what New York Times does when it gets hold of an insane Trump soundbyte

Coined on Twitter by Aaron Rupar, Sane Washing happens when Casino Mobster Donald Trump speaks his usual nonsensical word salad and then "paper of record" New York Times cleans it up like a dirty vegetable and serves it up to readers as cogent thought.

by Uncle Joosie September 5, 2024


nob wash

an insult used when in a phat stress...

"you actual nob wash! what do u thing ure doin, gay hair!."

by TOM.L!!!... July 19, 2006