bush water

Vaginal Excretion during a full moon.

Bro, did you get some of that bush water last night?

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Water beer

The act of mixing the rest of your beer with a bottle of water when extremely intoxicated in attempts to avoid a massive hangover.

"Drink some fucking water!" (Marlin throws a bottle of water at Henry). "I havn't finished my beer.." says Henry (proceeds to pour beer into bottle of water) "water beer mother fuckers! Dwipe up!!"

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diamond water

An expensive brand of water that has a pH of 9.5. Some water sources around the world have that pH of 9.5 and they bring health benefits to people who drink it, including diasease prevention and more energy, so it is being marketed as giving those effects.

“Did you see that Hypebeast in the park drinking Diamond Water?”

“Yeah, what a flexer! I wish I was as rich as him! Can you believe it costs $3 for 1 liter!?”

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clown water

Any and all coffee from McDonald's, as it is usually weak and disappointing.

I can't believe I got another clown water, that piss won't help me stay awake...when will I learn?

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Spicy Water

Hydrochloric acid.

Want to drink some Spicy Water in science class?

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Pengu Water

A big mess of penguin sewage.

Oh shit Waddles the toilets overflowing! *Drowns in pengu water*

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water job

A blow job that is done in the pool

Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a water job

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