pipe wet

The term used when one is getting their "pipe" (penis) "wet" (blowed). Usually used in public. Another term for a blowjob.

Yo did you get your pipe wet?

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wet grass

Grass that has had precipitation land on it. Also known as a silly goose.

You better get off my yard, it contains wet grass because there was a tsunami last night.

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wet paducah

Same as a wet willie, only up a booty hole instead of in an ear.

Trying to annoy her friend, Carmelotta snuck up to the naked sleeping rear end of her roommate and gave him a wet paducah

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Wet Cadillac

Anything that has to do with a black person and getting a girl hot. Even if you're not black, if it's something a black person would do, that counts.

"we did some wet cadillac last night, while sipping on some purple drink"

"it got wet cadillac in the back seat after we left the restaurant and didn't leave a tip"

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wet date

A date that includes water. Like a pool or lake

They went on a wet date to the pool.

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Wet Panchito

When your Mexican boyfriend uses extra spicy lube.

Last time I got a wet Panchito, it burned while I peed for a week.

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Wet Head

A term referencing someone who smokes PCP (smoking wet). This can be used to refer to someone who is acting crazy, as though they experiencing the effects of the drug PCP.

Rob: this party is crazy! These girls are so fine!
Me: you must be smoking wet, this party is beat. Wet Head Rob!

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