Person who pours milk first

They are horrible

Oh no! He is a person who pours milk first!

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who said what in the hey now?

what did you just say?

I thought you just called my mother a cunt? Who said what in the hey now?

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I like you for who you are

Actually, no I don't. In fact, I wish you were dead, preferrably by my own hand. i am only saying that I like you just to make you feel like you actually have some importance to me.

So next time, if she says, "I like you for who you are", it means that she's gonna dump you the next day.

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I like you for who you are

Said when somebody can't stand you but wants to say something nice. When they can't find something specific to compliment, they say they like you as a whole instead. weak.

If a woman says "I like you for who you are", donkey punch her sorry ass.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Spongebob squarepants

Sapphire: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Jayden: Nobody cares

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Girls who eat cherry tomato

girls who are kinda depressed but happy sometimes, they don't know what's really happening to them but cherry tomatoes alxays fix things. They also are incredibly hot asf.

Girls who eat cherry tomato are being defined as a Laetitia

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The little lolly pops who could

a fiction story created by michelle in school suspention at Carmel High school (where the hell is dat?)

"The little lolly pops who could"
One lolly said to the other
Mean lolly: You can't do anything. Your a useless lolly.

Nice lolly: why r u so mean to me.

Mean lolly: Because, i feel like it.

Nice Lolly: r u being mean because u have no friends.

Mean lolly: yes, i wanna be ur friend.

Nice lolly: Sure, i'll be ur best friend.

Mean lolly turns nice: i love you

Nice lolly: i love you too.

Both lolly live in lolly harmony. Forever.....lmfao :

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