Keep sawing wood

To persevere despite the boring and difficult nature of a long project.

That new kid in accounting will just keep sawing wood. With a work ethic like that, he's going to straight to the top of this company!

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face the woods

When a jackass tells you to face the fucking woods.

you face the woods when a jackass tells u to

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widdle wood

To Masterbate, beat meat, jerk off, choke the chicken

I'm just going to stay here and widdle wood!

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morning wood

morning wood is often caused by the lack of realese from the male testicales because you cant masturbate in your sleep so you will wake up with a morning wood and stick in dans cats arse hole and plumet it into the propelar of a girafes snake then blast a moon shop while walking to the fish and accidentily stand on the eifil tower wich suddenly rams up your arse hole because it turns out the eiffil tower had morning wood as well so then it spun you around and you fly to tescos and get a meal deal because your very exaughsted from fucking dans cat

i woke up with a fat stiffy and got caught with it half way in dans cat wich fixed my morning wood then it poked back up and i realised i wasnt finished so i stuck it in dans fish for a final time and raped it in to a coma turns out i fucked its gills not its arse now i have meningitase

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ian woods

Dick head

Wow that guy is forsho an Ian Woods.

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Norwegian Woods

A shit hole suburban neighborhood in pottsville pa where a bunch of rich fuckers live and boast about their money

Let's get turnt wit tha richies in Norwegian Woods nigga

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Shredder Wood

When a shredder is wearing extremely tight pants and walks around the office with a big hard-on. Because the pants are so tight, you can't imagine how a hard-on can be achieved in the first place.

It's bad enough that half-tard walks around in skin-tight pants and bright red tennis shoes, but now he has a boner? Who wants to see that shredder wood?

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