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A gym-going god with exceptional mathematical and analytical skills
Khalid is a young dependent opinionated woman . He can do anything he wants.
The polar opposite of Paranoid White Woman Syndrome. Women diagnosed with this are usually screechy, middle aged black women who make a scene in public over anything ranging from a service dog being in a restaurant to being an alleged victim of "racial profiling." These women will pull the race card when people see through their crap. Like Paranoid White Woman Syndrome, this is not meant to be a racist term.
Me: Why is that woman yelling like that?
Guy: I don't know, Angry Black Woman Syndrome maybe?
Me: She needs to chill.
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A Sad Little Woman-Hater is a male Urban Dictionary user who makes up definitions that insult, put down and abuse woman in their "definitions" of implausable, made-up sexual acts. Usually involving violence and insults, these men are ALWAYS one of the following:
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A Sad Little Woman-Hater is usually bitter, spitefull and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast ammount of rejection they get. In a typecally testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting rediculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the Sad Little Woman-Haters themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spitefull, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
A Sad Little Woman-Hater will submit something allong the following definitions:
(Note: All of these have realy been submitted to the Urban Dictionary)
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DUMPSTER DUNK:
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
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pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
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J poke
To penetrate the spincter of a chunky, dirty, emo girl with one's pongo (refer to the definition of pongo)
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Back baps:
The phenomina of a woman being so fat, they have developed breasts on their shoulder blades.
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* The Sad Little Woman-Hater who submitted "pissed off pirate"is likely to be both a bitter virgin and a bitter gay man, obviously knowing nothing about woman-kind.
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sitting at home by yourself drinking away your insecurities and sorrows.
My boyfriend broke up with me last night; so I'm going home and getting middle-aged woman wasted.
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A seventeen year old human female. A term that sexually enlightened people use and is the right word according to the teen liberation movement.
Kathy is a seventeen year old woman.
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a coping mechanism phrase used by illegal aliens of the former subreddit r/thedonald on 4chan's board /pol/ to belittle anyone who doesn't shill for the former "president" of the United States, Donald J. Trump, and other republicans.
Anon's father: Are ya coping son?
Son: YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN, DAD!
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the woman straddles the man's body on her knees, facing the man's feet. This position allows for deeper penetration, while giving the woman greater control.
girl: hey wanna try something new tonight?
boy: sure as long as its not too much work for me!
girl: okay, lets do woman astride, facing away.
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