if you ever

phrase

used as a response to something that you don't want said or done

shortened from "if you ever say that embarrassing statement in front of people" or "if you ever dance like that in public"

person 1: "hey remember the time when you ripped your pants trying to touch your toes at the gym"

person 2: "if you ever"

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are you ómar?

ómar is an omnipotent being, ruler of the cosmos. ómar isn't 1 individual, he is multiple entities who have found out his identity and in reward became a part of him. Those who ask for his identity are scavenging for wisdom, and are seeking greater power. People who question for ómar are allowed to do it anywhere, in any conversation, no matter the context. This is because ómar is above all, and he always takes first place in any social interaction.

Person A: "Hey I just came back from school wanna go to the cinema?"
Person B: "are you ómar?"

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are you chill

Not the same as "are you okay." Way different.

Her: are you chill
him: no I'm mad

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nuts to you

Nuts To You is the same as today's FU expletive.

Person sees a friend about to do something illegal.

Person says to friend " Nuts To You, I'm outta here!"

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Do You

Doing you is basically what all anyone ever needs to do. As long as you do you you can't complain about anything. If one is ever stuck in a dilemma or in a toss up, just say fuck it, "I'm going to do me." Doing you is when you lose all regard for other people's opinions and are finally at peace with yourself. No one can ever hate on someone else for doing them; unless while in the act of doing them one impedes on others. You can't do you if it is going to have negative effects on others or the community. As long as doing you is chill then ain't no one going to stop you. One can not hate on someone for doing them, they can have opinions but after it is all said and done respect must be given for anyone doing them.

"Dude should I go out tonight, I have a midterm tomorrow but I already studied."

"Man fuck it, just do you."

"Fer sure."

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Do you

When your gf/bf doesn't want to be with you or is mad at you. Telling you to fuck off & do yourself.

I don't care, do you.

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Shape of You

An overplayed song that was made by Ed Sheeran. Although it was made in January, it still plays on radio stations as if it started to get popular yesterday.

I'm in love with the shape of you, we push and pull like a magnet do.

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