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This is Method used by modern day witches to wish ED on someone. It is usually a condom filled with banana mush, often found moldy. Also often found where you would have sex, like a bedroom, or a car.
I found a jacket banana in my room, and I couldn’t get hard during for weeks.
Events of misfortune that makes a female sexually attracted to you (only applies to males)
His banana fortune is so hot.
Bananas are typically harvested when they are still green. Subsequently, they are transported to stores where people often purchase them while still unripe, only to allow them to ripen at home until they turn yellow and delicious. This same pattern can be observed with numerous products released in the present day. Companies have a tendency to ship incomplete products with only the most basic features and a multitude of bugs. They then spend the following years playing catch-up in order to make these products functional and useful (to ripen them).
Josh bought this smart tv but it can't show a picture yet. This will be a feature in one of the next software updates. Also playing audio is flakey at the moment. At least for this a fix is underway. Man what a banana-product it ripens with the customer.
When you have a boner when its freezing cold
Which one of yall strippers want a frosted banana in this unheated club?
1)The ladder used to get bananas from tall trees
I found a banana ladder on amazon for $5.90 with free shipping.
When you accidentally shit yourself whilst wearing a yellow suit.
Oh Dave, now you look like a proper mouldy banana.
David Elmores shot during a foosball match
I just Rynestone Bananad the shit outta you