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Jealous Hair

A synonym for tool; often if a person sticks out due to the extra effort that
A person who sticks out because of their gel'd up hair/Someone who thinks they are hot shit/ A dude who overdoes his aesthetic appearance in hopes of it compensating for him being a total douche bag

"whoa!! That dudes got some serious jealous hair!"

by KFin September 11, 2007

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femacial hair

Facial hair found on a woman. It can be very noticeable like a grand moustache or it may nearly invisible.

Guy 1: Have you talked to Jessica yet?
Guy 2: Hell no! Have you seen that femacial hair? It might bite me!

by Rob0t Smasher September 30, 2013

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cubic hair

Stray hairs you find in an office cubicle.

I just moved my keyboard and found like 200 cubic hairs.

by Captain Cubicle April 27, 2012

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hair boy

That one guy at every high school or university who has mad long hair that's taken him forever to grow out. Everyone knows him by his hair and it's pretty much his dominant physical feature.

Most guys go through a shaggy phase, but a real hair boy grows his hair over a period of years and would never cut it even though he gets teased about cutting it all the time.

He's probably proud of his hair to the point of being annoying. You almost just want to chop it off.

"We saw that one kid. I can't remember his name. The one with the really long hair. That hair boy."

"Oh, that's Dylan."

"Yeah, him. His hair is insane."

"Yeah, he's been growing it since like 8th grade."

"He kind of needs a trim."

"Don't count on it."

by hairstuff November 27, 2011

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the invisible hair

The invisible hair, also known as "the phantom hair," is the hair that has fallen off of your head and is now stuck to your shirt. You can feel the hair brush against your armpit area or the back of your arm periodically, but when you go to take it off, there is usually nothing there (that you can see). The invisible hair normally requires an extra pair off eyes and hands for removal.

Victoria, can you get the invisible hair off of me- I have been trying to find it for an hour and it is getting on my nerves.

by scrapmetal82 June 18, 2010

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hair fluffing

pulling one's lover aside fer private pleasurable enjoymentness.

aaron and murphy went into the bathroom and aaron fluffed her hair. they were hair fluffing for hours.

by Ruffas Murphy Jennifer The Grand Barrett Worm January 10, 2008

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Nice hair

When someone doesn't hear you say something funny or sarcastic so you have to say something to get out of repeating yourself.

Me: Damn this girl...
Her: what?

Me: i said you have nice hair !

by xwickedxxpediax January 13, 2021

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