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Noodle

A completely useless piece of trash.

Something or someone that is of no use to anyone and has no value.

Felipe: Why do we call him Noodle?
Misfit: He's about as efficient as a noodle. He squirms around, hes gross, just useless.

by Flint Mathews June 3, 2020


Noodle

A straight male who carries himself in a bitch manner.

Oh you talk to that kid?! He's such a noodle.

by hgbld23 October 8, 2010


Noodle

A unit of time that is exactly two minutes. Purely coincidentally also the time it takes to makes a pot of instant noodles.

I'm just popping out for snack, see you in a noodle!

by Littlepunk February 14, 2022


noodles

nudes

mimi just sent me noodles

by dattboiiii November 28, 2016


Noodles

In the term of saying the word "Nudes" but in secret so others won't understand.

Individual 1: Damn last night was lit, got some noodles from Jane.

Individual 2: oh damn sweet bro.

Individual 3: what the hell are u talking about???

by Ralph the producer January 7, 2017


noodle

an 11 year old tool box, with a mop head thats rides bikes. mtown killa

your a fucking tool noodle

by MANZO January 25, 2008


Noodle

Usually someone who identifies as 'straight' until 'wet'.

"She is such a noodle, why did I ever have a crush on her?"

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"I totally banged Sara the other day?"
"How I thought she was straight?"
"Turns out that she is actually a noodle!"
"I never would've guessed!"

by lezgirls March 2, 2015