"Evan Mollov" Is a phrase that means someone is not going somewhere.
Evan Mollov isn't going gym today.
he is a kid who hates everyone i know this because he is my son jk you thought suckers fuck you
hoss evan jensen means fuck you stop asking
Evan seklecki, this man is practically is god. He is the face of the northeast philly if not all of Philly. He got the coldest ice around his neck. He’s the bro no bap
Person 1: do you know the god himself, Evan seklecki?
Person 2: hell yeah. He’s a beast no bap.
Person 1: yeah doe
Can outdrink you
Evan Hostetler will fuck your girlfriend
The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan
OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱