a lame guy who has a thing for his sis and is in my health class #thankunext
"yooooo carissa a baddie no cap" "ew andrew chavez!"
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A bald rich man with a Bugatti
Andrew tate is a rich man with a Bugatti
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He is an ex 4 time kickboxing world champion, who was โcancelledโ on all social media because of people taking small clips of what he says out of context, and putting it on the internet. The people who got him โcancelledโ will watch these clips and assume he is a bad person for making a few jokes. Even if he wasnโt joking, he should be able to say whatever he wants because of freedom of speech and he is a citizen of the US.
Because of this cancellation he was able to gain even more traction on social media. Because of his great influence over young men, the government of Romania put him in jail for the alleged crime of rape and sex trafficking, which was obviously false because the unwavering amount of evidence to prove his innocence, and yet they kept him in jail for 3 months with no charges. He is currently out of jail and on house arrest for an x amount of days.
The main stream media is still trying to pro-port their agenda against him in every way possible, but they are failing.
Bob: โhay do you know who Andrew Tate is?โ
John: โya, from the clips Iโve seen heโs a pretty funny guyโ
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SUCCESS IS LEARNT
Andrew Tate - World Champion Kickboxer & Multi-Millionaire.
Grew up broke and now a multi millionaire.
Teaches the deserving the secrets to modern wealth creation.
Teaches men to provide,care & protect their family's and friends. Also motivitates people to hit the gym, live healthily and try not to follow the 'rules of society.
Facts:
โขโ40% of his viewers are women
โขHe's a world champion
โขHe did grow up poor
Person 1: I see you've started going to the gym lately, how come?
Person 2: I have seen some of Andrew Tates full podcasts and they've woken me up
Person 1: Oh, cool. I will watch some of his clips on rumble (TateSpeech)
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the awesomest gankstaalive, cant decide wether he is gay or not but can gank any food or mints you would like from the lunch room ladies, really artistic and a good drawer, Hott like whoa on a effin pie plate on a stick, with or without eyeliner and girl pants.
melissa: Brittany, have you seen Andrew?
Brittany: Not yet, but at lunch i would like him to gank me some yellow gravy.
melissa: yea that yellow gravy is really awesome..... oh yea about andrew he's a really hott ganksta bitch
Brittany:Hey I'm not a bitch!
Melissa: I was talking about Andrew
Brittany: oh, back to the yellow gravy...... (end of conversation due to being killed by rabid whales, and ladybugs)
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A description of a system of actions, usually of a left wing government in the 2nd most populous state in Australia, that is promised to have been "handled perfectly" but actually turns out to be a complete cluster**** , causing widespread misery to an entire population.
"That scheme was really Daniel Andrews standard "
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Andrew Yang Facts are the nerd version of Chuck Norris Facts. They are based on presidential candidate Andrew Yang. Just like how Chuck Norris is known for being abnormally tough, Andrew Yang is known for being abnormally smart.
Can be found on Twitter under the #AndrewYangFacts hashtag.
Andrew Yang Facts:
Andrew Yang can divide by zero and times by infinity.
The square root of -1 is not imaginary. It is just hiding from Andrew Yang.
On average, cute cats spend 6 hours a day watching Andrew Yang videos.
Andrew Yang can solve a system of equations of parallel lines.
Andrew Yang's asymptote reaches the limit
Andrew Yang learned to play the piano by watching someone use a harmonica
Andrew Yang eats robots for breakfast.......without any milk.
When the Avengers need brains they go to Tony Stark, when Tony Stark needs brains he goes to Andrew Yang.
Andrew Yang created a mandatory personal finance curriculum that he plans to implement in every school, so that Gen Z won't grow up to be debt slaves
Andrew Yang doesn't patent inventions. Inventions patent Andrew Yang.
Andrew Yang won the World Series of poker using Pokemon cards.
To Andrew Yang, every number is a rational number
Andrew Yang beat solitaire with 9 cards