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charred asshole

A word used to illustrate something that tastes, smells or feels very bad.

"Damn, did someone poop their pants? It smells like charred asshole in here!" OR "I woke up with a sore throat and a fever. I feel like charred asshole!"

by Pee Bag February 23, 2016

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Sublime Asshole

Noun;
Sublime Asshole: One who's lack of understand of or empathy for the feelings of other people, has risen to such immense heights that it seems to defy all known laws of nature.

His prickishness had gone so far that he'd finally attained jerk-nirvana... he'd become the Dalai Lama of douches; dubbed "Sublime Asshole" by all that saw him.

by Dev_ February 25, 2011

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asshole-dent

generally referring to car accidents; or fender benders.

An accident caused by an asshole not paying attention and rearending you.

I was just in an asshole-dent. The guy behind me was texting and driving, and rearended me. He should have been paying attention to the road and not his phone. Stupid asshole!

by Dr. Ater November 9, 2011

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asshole pisser

One who urinates out of their rectum resulting in a wet spot on the back of their jeans.

Instead of letting someone become an asshole pisser, you should direct them to the pissery.

"Did you see the stain on the back of that guy's jeans?"

"Yeah, He must be an asshole pisser."

by zdad October 23, 2009

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adequate asshole

AdΒ·eΒ·quate AssΒ·hol
/ˈadikwit/ /ˈasˌhōl/
- Noun

-The male version of Basic Bitch-

self-centered male who lacks the mental capacity to carry a decent conversation without talking about sports, cars or workout.

Benedict is such an adequate asshole, all he talked about was himself for fifteen minutes.

by Hack my Jack July 9, 2014

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Jims Asshole

"When jim has hot wings and drinks alot of coors light, and uh his assholes on fire the next day with a hangover. And then people cant help him load shit cuz he has too much of a headache and bc he has to unload his asshole all day."

"Jims Asshole"

by ragingbunghole December 6, 2011

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break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)

I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.

by Light Joker November 4, 2004

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