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When you reach down her pants and feel her bush but it feels like your beard
You her bush straight up felt like my beard, it was like a bearded puss... that's why I shaved last night
"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."
Theory that having facial hair can make you crazy, insane, psychologically disturbed or just fucked up
Hitler suffered from beard-idity
Osama Bin Laden suffered from beard-idity
Jesus suffered from beard-idity
when soda gets on your face, the fizzy feels like a beard.
icy cola boiled out as she laughed, fizzy and sparkling into her first soda beard.
A bearded man whose facial hair is of such epic proportions that it makes everything cream in there pants
Dude did you see Jared letos beard omg he is a bearded god
Nigga you need to eat some pussy. Lick that shit to the fullest ong bro make sure you know where the clit is. Do this for bout 3 weeks and you got a full beard
“He asked me how to fully grow a beard and I said NIGGA GET DOWN AND EAT MY FUCKING PUSSY”