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Used to describe someone who’s being fake, weak, lame, or letting people down—especially when they act tough but don’t back it up.
Alternative meaning (flexible): Can sometimes mean cheap, knockoff, or not legit.
• “That’s not even Nike, bro that’s some bodi gear.”
• “Man, you bodi for not showing up to the game.”
• “He always talks big, but when it’s go time—bodi energy.”
• “Don’t be bodi, just tell the truth.”
• “You bodi for folding that quick.”
The middle school girls who bought their first perfume here grew up and now use this place to linger while the kids are at school. Despite the retail apocalypse this store is kept alive by this demographic and has no signs of closing anytime soon. They have some good products but it's nearly impossible to make your way around the store with all of the moms loitering and taking up space. Store associates are always friendly. They will offer samples or ask if you need help no matter who you are, but with all of the customers gossiping, arguing with other associates, and cackling at old Facebook jokes, they can barely hear you. The store's prices aren't bad and they always have sales, but the constant sales and generous return policy unfortunately attracts a lot of Karens and problematic customers. The brand has tried to expand their men's line and other products that compliment body care. This includes small home decor, accessories, and sleepwear. The sleepwear line got pulled from the shelves almost instantly due to suburban moms raising havoc on the internet. The reason? They didn't include a plus size line, therefore they were being discriminatory because their target demographic couldn't fit them.
Bath & Body Works' semi annual sale starts today, I'm heading to the mall after work.
Are you sure? All of the soccer moms are probably lining up outside the mall entrance as we speak. You should probably skip work and just go now.
I really want that snowman candle holder. But do I need it? I'm trying to be good.
Get it! You can always return it if you change your mind in a year. If you don't get it now, some unemployed stay at home mom will list it on Poshmark or Mercari for $200. She has to pay her bills somehow.
Another name for breast implants. Especially applied to bolt-ons due to their kevlar-like hardness, as if the woman has a bulletproof vest permanently attached.
"Rob, look at this girl...are they natural?"
"Nahhh. She's got internal body armor, for sure."
Very cringe name which Aussies give to a body punch/liver punch.
Shane: "Did you go watch the fights at Infliction last night brah ?"
Nate: "Yeah mart. Old matey stopped that Kiwi/Brown fella with a noice body rip eh !?!"
Shane: "Yeah mart. What a foight !" Can't remember most of the card 'cos I was blind as mart."
Nate: "Hehe. You're such an alky eh."
A woman places her boobs on either side of a man's balls and holds on to his torso with her hands. She begins a regular blow job but moves her chest in unison with her mouth providing an experience so good that it can cause temporary memory loss and distortion of reality.
*Current standard blowjob to FBB exchange rate is 3:1
I was just sitting on the couch as she took off her shirt and started giving me an Full Body Blowjob so fucking amazing it made my brain glitch. I forgot my name and started hearing colors!
When someone murders someone named Este and their bestie swears the murderer was with him/her. the murderer probably got a boating license at 15.
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.
To eat something with such speed and ferocity that one would think you haven't eaten in 3 days. Especially if chased down with a diet coke or water from the ESWB (emotional support water bottle).
Past tense: 'bodied'
Coined by @tinx
I am going to body this bagel like it's my last meal