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The act of shuffling your feet and adjusting your piss stream trajectory while urinating with morning wood.
After incorporating the boner shuffle into his morning routine, Ricardo no longer piss painted the floor and walls.
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another word for semen
"Dude i totally shot my boner cheese all over her last night."
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the expression jethro uses when he has an extremely stark erection i mean extremely stark!
this morining jethro woke up and said oh my god i have a full boner!
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The event in which the zipper area of your khaki shorts or pants appear to create a boner. It's easily spotted and very embarrassing as it only is and illusion and not an actual boner.
Everyone laughed at his extremely large khaki boner.
As soon as he sat down the khaki boner.
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beaver banger of love that is unusually slick and/or hard, generally accompanied by mean sac and hot babes. Occasionally used in gorilla warfare tactics, but only in desperate situations.
hot babe- "man thats one mad boner" (;P
mad boneree- "BUA BUA!!"
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that little bump you get when your pants are slightly too baggy in the crotch area. can cause laughter at times of awkwardness and may be mistaken for an actual erection. if you have one of these, put on a belt and pull your pants up past your belly button, quick! :D
did you see jane's pants? they are way to saggy.
yeah man, they give her a total jean boner. i'll give her my belt!
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When you know you want to have a real romantic relationship with a specific person.
I'm pointing my monogamy boner at someone right now.
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