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breathe air am i right

Something someone says once all of their brain cells must update their computer.

Jim: Hows your day?
Bob: Breathe air am I right?
Jim: ...

by WhenYouBreathe December 09, 2018


Medieval Breath

When somebody's breath is so horrid, that it refers back to medieval times because the didn't brush their teeth in those ages.

Sienna you have some Medieval Breath brev.

by stenkbreath July 29, 2024


The Breath Of Versailles.

What I call myself.

Person 1: Hey, brother, are you okay?
Person 2: Yes, I am The Breath Of Versailles.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles. January 02, 2025


The Breath Of Versailles.

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The Breath Of Versailles.

by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025


Bus Seat Breath

When you bus a guy in from out of town to suck his di k.

Can't believe that rich girl from the beach caught bus seat breath last weekend. That guy had no money he had to catch the greyhound

by Problem Peter February 23, 2025


Breath-Bukkake

Adjective, Breath-Bukkake: When two or more individuals of the same friendship group breathes on another individual in close proximity thereby creating the feeling that they have gained saliva droplets on their body.

Verb, to be breath- bukkaked: Where an individual person finds themselves surrounded or inserted into a group usually in a public place where said group are not wearing masks, thereby being breathed upon by the group. This act is not typically malicious but may occur where there is a lack of social distancing.

Reginald "Excuse me, can you step back I don't want to get your stinky breath- bukkake on my new threads"

Tom and David "sure, no worries"

Sheena "oh my god I just got breath-bukkaked whilst looking for sandwiches in Tesco's!"
Gina "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Sheena "I was wearing a mask, but I still feel soooo dirrrrrtttyyyyyyyy"

Pam "I wish everyone would wear masks on their damn face, seeing their nose hang out makes me feel like I'm covered in breath-bukkake"
Audrey "I think some people just get off on breaking the rules"

by catboobs September 21, 2020


Breath box

When you’re in the car and eating something greasy and cheesy like Taco Bell without the ac on and windows rolled up. The windows begin condensating and next thing you know you’re sitting in a hot box full of breath. Best done with 2 or more people

Roll the fuckin window down it’s such a breath box in here

by $teiner December 20, 2024