Random
Source Code
Random
Something someone says once all of their brain cells must update their computer.
Jim: Hows your day?
Bob: Breathe air am I right?
Jim: ...
When somebody's breath is so horrid, that it refers back to medieval times because the didn't brush their teeth in those ages.
Sienna you have some Medieval Breath brev.
What I call myself.
Person 1: Hey, brother, are you okay?
Person 2: Yes, I am The Breath Of Versailles.
When you bus a guy in from out of town to suck his di k.
Can't believe that rich girl from the beach caught bus seat breath last weekend. That guy had no money he had to catch the greyhound
Adjective, Breath-Bukkake: When two or more individuals of the same friendship group breathes on another individual in close proximity thereby creating the feeling that they have gained saliva droplets on their body.
Verb, to be breath- bukkaked: Where an individual person finds themselves surrounded or inserted into a group usually in a public place where said group are not wearing masks, thereby being breathed upon by the group. This act is not typically malicious but may occur where there is a lack of social distancing.
Reginald "Excuse me, can you step back I don't want to get your stinky breath- bukkake on my new threads"
Tom and David "sure, no worries"
Sheena "oh my god I just got breath-bukkaked whilst looking for sandwiches in Tesco's!"
Gina "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Sheena "I was wearing a mask, but I still feel soooo dirrrrrtttyyyyyyyy"
Pam "I wish everyone would wear masks on their damn face, seeing their nose hang out makes me feel like I'm covered in breath-bukkake"
Audrey "I think some people just get off on breaking the rules"
When you’re in the car and eating something greasy and cheesy like Taco Bell without the ac on and windows rolled up. The windows begin condensating and next thing you know you’re sitting in a hot box full of breath. Best done with 2 or more people
Roll the fuckin window down it’s such a breath box in here