Speedbumping is the sexual act of the penis holder lying on top of the recipient and fucking them with their ass posing as a speed bump
Let’s speed bump!
To talk hot shit over yo phone/tablet/computer keyboard
Brianna: im deadass sick of Jasmine keyboard bumping
Angel: dead da shit, tell her to send the addy
The "diamonds" of compressed skin and fat that occurs when an obese person lies on a hammock, similar to a pork loin wrapped in string
Look at the plumpa-bumps on that fat bitch on the hammock. Someone should throw some rosemary sprigs on her and toss her in the oven.
When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.
Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*
Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…
The action when ones self is about to ejaculate and then thi persons female goes to leh cock and he ejaculates in thi woman's mouth
Guy:Babe I'm about to cum
Girl:OK I'll start bottle Bumping
The action when one's self is ejaculating, into the females mouth.
Yo I just got done bottle bumping
A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.
Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus