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In a Skating rink, there are many speed bumps. Or in other words, small children. We call them that because
1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)
2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them
There’s so many little fuckin speed bumps at the rink today
A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over
He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.
Speedbumping is the sexual act of the penis holder lying on top of the recipient and fucking them with their ass posing as a speed bump
Let’s speed bump!
When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.
Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*
Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…
The action when ones self is about to ejaculate and then thi persons female goes to leh cock and he ejaculates in thi woman's mouth
Guy:Babe I'm about to cum
Girl:OK I'll start bottle Bumping
The action when one's self is ejaculating, into the females mouth.
Yo I just got done bottle bumping
A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.
Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus