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Waking someone up by giving them a hand job after sticking your hand in the freezer, in cold water, out the window during the winter.
"I heard she gave him a cold hand Maggie"
"That's disgusting! What a whore! Did she give him Dave's crutches as well?"
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The art of a man having anal sex with a girl while she is masterbatting.
She moaned good while I shoved my dick in her ass while she was shoving a a dildo in her twat. She sure loves her Kansas cold pockets!
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Awesome rap about Detroit. Can be found on YouTube.
"It's So Cold in the D"
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The rear view of a bent over lady with a FUPA in the front. Large dangeling meat curtains bunched up inside the steamy britches of a large lady. Typically best viewed from the back, bent over in a convience store parking lot, many large folds of vag meat will appear to resemble a cold cut trio sandwich.
I would love to ram my $5 foot long in your sweaty cold cut trio!
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Not received oral sex in a long period. “Nigga i got cold head”
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A 17 inch cock with little gloves on the nuts
Suck my cold cock please and thank you
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When you nut on a girl and she gets a cold but she still want more
Damn bro, molly I gave all I had, but she still wanted a cold cat
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