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an alternative to puppy dog eyes or big sad eyes
lily : damn girl how did you get past your dad in that skirt !?!?
amber : hehe i just said daddy pleaseeeeee and threw him the cow eyes
lily : haha works every time!
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A sexy colored rim added to the eye . Usually black. Punk or gothic people usually wear it.
Billie Joe Armstrong looks fine in eye liner
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A mesmerizing woman that has eyes that can captivate you and render you powerless to her persuasion and charm. Be careful not to look directly into those diamond eyes... That's how she casts her spell.
Wow, I never realized she had those diamond eyes until I talked to her face to face.
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1. A person who can't read a tape measure, cannot reasonably determine if something is plumb/level/square, or cannot tell if two (or more) different objects are the same color. Generally speaking, someone you don't want doing any type of finish work on your house.
2. Someone who, at an early age, has been hit about the head something fierce, and now one eye wanders.
1. Johnny: Ma!?! How does this picture look on the wall?
Ma: Johnny, have your brother hang it. You've got fuck eye, son. It's not even close to level.
2. Dude 1: Dude, seriously, you're not even looking at with with your right eye.
Dude 2: Dude, you know I got hit in the head with a baseball when we were kids.
Dude 1: Oh, that's right. I forgot you've got fuck eye from that! My bad.
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a fat nasty biker who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips and wears his shades on his fat bald forehead, but who, in reality, is so grotesquely overweight that he can't even open his eyes all the way.
Stripper 1 "Why the hell are you going out with that nasty shrimp eye?"
Stripper 2 "Becuase he's paying for my apartment and I get my crack for free! (snap!)"
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Something that looks so epic that it seems like your eyes have just orgasmed
Bob: So Alex did you watch the Superbowl last night?
Alex: Of course! Man that touchdown by Holmes was such a orgasm for the eyes I thought I was going to cream myself.
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when you wear your sunglasses in the sun too long and get the reverse racoon look. Most common in spring skiing while wearing goggles.
The sun was bright on the slopes today and I got a serious case of the raccoon eyes
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