Keep your feelings in your purse

Generally used derogatorially towards women who sell their body. Her pimp will tell her to keep her feelings in her purse when she isn't focusing on making money. Rather, she is more focused on baby daddy drama or other people's business.

Stop trippin girl! We'd make better money if you'd keep your feelings in your purse.

✨Feeling Calum✨

Definition: When you wanna throw your phone against something to soothe the pain or fusturation you're feeling, but you're flat out broke, so you cope with crying your ass off. And that's what we call ✨Feeling Calum✨

✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: "Oh, crap, not this again!
Person two: What?"
Person one: "Luke spent all of MY money on club peniguin."
Person: "I'm sorry, Ash. Maybe throw something, like your phone at the wall."
Person one: "Are you listening? I'm broke and I won't be abled to buy a new phone."
Person two: "Just don't be to bummed out, you don't wanna ✨Feel Calum✨, now do you?"

"Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is the soundtrack to ✨Feeling Calum✨

coppin' feelings

To catch feelings

Damn, I'm coppin' feelings for her.

if it make u feel good go off

When u arguing with somebody say this

“if it make u feel good go off “
Meaning if it makes u happy go off
By La’Nae

feel test

The test a woman or man gives a new guy to see how much dick they are packing before you decide to give them a chance to fuck. To conduct the test, you have to feel the man’s dick through his pants and get it hard so you can then measure it via how much of your hand it takes up.

I did a feel test on the new dude I’m talking to the and he’s got enough dick for me to fuck him.

sock feels

sock feels is that time where you get your socks wet. it’s always between 12-3pm when this happens. let’s not lie, when you get your socks wet, you just wanna die. that’s why now it will become a thing!

Me: “*falls in water with socks on at 3pm*”
My friend: “you know what time it is.”
Me: “im in my sock feels😭💔”

phantom feels

The feeling of a past experience, or feeling your not doing at the moment

You swim early in the day and at night when your laying still you feel the water moving across you, same thing with a swing, you feel on a swing: phantom feels