Bro Shambo

When skateboarders play a game called "S.K.A.T.E" they use this term as another word for "rock, paper, scissors" to decide who will go first.

skater 1: "ok let's bro shambo!"
skater 2: "ok, rock, paper, scissors!"
skater 1: "damnit!!" "you win!!"

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Step bro

Were the step sis and step bro have sexual intercourse not like alabama

Hey step bro

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hockey bro

where hockey is not just a sport, it's a life style. the scum of the universe, doucebags of the planet, but the greatest athletes that have ever live. Hockey bros usually travel in a pack, very rarely you ever see them alone. they are the loudest, most obnoxious, biggest tools and possibly the hottest kids the world has ever seen. Often terms said by bros would be: snipe, sauce, and celly.

friend 1: oooohhh, who are they?

friend 2: them? they're the hockey bros.

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Bro-zoned

Its the Ultimate level friend zone. It happens when the girl you have a crush-on or are in love with not only see you as a friend but also as a brother.

Boy: Girl I love you...
Girl: Sorry Boy but I only see you as a little brother...

BRO-ZONED!!!!!!!

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bro hoe

baisicly, a girl who hangs out with bros, she lives in the 909 life style of lifted trucks and music such as Kotton Mouth Kings, referring to themselves as "bro hoes" because they are the female version of a "bro"

"Did you see kellie hanging out with that bro josh? She is SUCH a bro hoe now that she hangs out with him and rides in his lifted truck"

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Bro rape

The act of a college bro being buddie-buddie with you while trying to pick you up without trying to be gay. If suceeded with you past the drunk stage. they simply drug your heineken beer and take advantage of you.

Jeffery - "Bro! Wanna come to my dorm and play some game cube bro?"

Bryan - "Man, I'm not your bro."

Jeffery -" Bro! Don't be like that bro! I got a 6 pack of Heineken and we can also stop by the pool and watch the other bros play some water polo, Then come back to my bro pad and do some Jager-bombs bro."

Bryan - "Ugh, i guess ill come dude."

Jeffery - "Bro, just call me bro bro."

-Later-

Jeffery - "bro! i just bro rape bryan bro!"

Kevin - "Really bro? So he's one of the bro's now bro?

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Yeah Bro

Agreeing in a sarcastic manner. Usually a follow up to an insult or sarcasm. Such as cool story bro

Me: I just got hit by a car!

ircfag: Cool story bro!

Me: Yeah Bro

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