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You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!
Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.
Being heavily intoxicated, usually by the effects of marijuana.
"Dude I just ripped that bong, now I'm goosed"
When you are so high, that you can’t remember if you just hit the bong or not; so you just hit it again.
Ralphio- Shit man... I just goosed the hell out of that bong!
Kyle- No shit dude, it was my turn.
to be highly intoxicated; or drunk
Wow we were so goosed last night!
A Mersey expression from the 90's meaning something horrible happened, or someone was injured or died in a horrible way in reference to Goose from the film Top Gun.
"Aww lad, he's goosed."
"Aww mate, it's goosed lad."
"Kidder, they were well goosed"
Goosed..Humped, Fucked,Ass,Bum,Spinkster,Shitter,Porked.
See that look on his/her face like they were Goosed.
When you get stood up by your girl/boy; ditched or abandoned
"Bro how was your date?"
"I got goosed man, I'm pissed"