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1.One who smashes booty with his peenockin.
2. One's penis solely used for the anal orifice.
Raven.... You ARE the hiney hammer.
A guy who holds his hard cock like a hammer right before he hammers it in a female like a nail through wood straight nailing her
My boyfriend's got a hammer man and my ass was the nail
When you make a bet and then renege on it like a hack radio personality carpet bagging in Cleveland from Denver. Never do this- you will be branded as scum for life.
Aaron Goldhammer said he would eat poo if the Browns drafted Baker Mayfield. They did and Aaron was caught pulling a hammer and refused to pay up on his bet.
The explanation that requires the fewest challenges to mediating position
(A play on ‘when your only tool is a hammer, you see everything as nails)
Plus a hammer is blunt and at the opposite end of precision to a razor.
Rob: the health service is broken because it’s woke
Rob: the prisons are broken because of woke
Rob: schools are broken because they’re woke
Rob: I can’t get a girlfriend because woke
Me: boy, that rob sure does like to swing occum’s hammer
A person who is not intelligent.
That Robert is a damn Blow Hammer.
When 🇺🇸 goes to war without congressional approval or oversight.
Operation Midnight Hammer was conducted over the weekend without congressional approval or oversight on 6-20-2025. The country is currently at an undeclared state of war! “Why not just shred the constitution while we’re at it?” <sarcasm>
Wait for your girl to be fully asleep, then gently slide in her, undetected, giving her the ol' Bunker-Buster. Once the payload has been delivered, shout-out the code words "The Ham is in the Sammich", signifying the mission is complete.
I pulled off Operation Midnight Hammer with the ol' lady last night, and gave her the ol' Bunker-Buster.